I’ve been waiting in my room for you, wearing my plaid pyjama top and strap on and nothing else. I start my teasing you, toying with you with my sultry words and curvy MILF body, asking what turns you on about it so much… we realise it’s the smell, my hairy pits and pubes just smell so fucking good. So why don’t you lick them, and sniff them. Inhale the stench and prove that you’re worthy of eating and sniffing my stinky ass too… oh, and while you’re down there… why not suck my cock while you’re at it?