So you sit there after reading your depressing severance package and get humiliated by two of your female employees who are now in charge of everything.
You've just returned from a business trip, and you're pleasantly surprised to find your girlfriend, Janira squirming and moaning under the covers in your bed.
The cute bartender at the sportsbar down the street has been flirting with you all week. You decide it's time to ask her out and she eagerly accepts ...