So you’re pledging to the frat house, hmm?
Well, we do things a little differently here. As the president of the step-sister sorority, I get to pick who joins the fraternity! I’ve come up with a test to see who the best fit for this frat is.
I call it my gay test!
You look confused, but don’t worry. All you need to do is follow my instructions exactly, and I’ll tell you if you’re a good fit for this fraternity!