That was a lovely dinner but I can’t stop imagining you with a dick in your mouth.
Granted, I’ll bet not many girls bring big dildos with them on a first date, but I’ve found it’s become a necessity...
See, I’ve been having way to many wimps waste my time on these dates and it’s only fair that I push those wimps right into full blown cock whore status.
Now lean in closer and lick your lips like this...
Let’s see if this turns you on... it’s just a test... get under the table for a sec... no ones looking... get under there...
There’s something I really need to tell you... OK... well, the truth is...
YOUR’E ON TV!!’ Hahahaha... yes... it’s a show about losers that try to date girls that need REAL men... hahahaha
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