We’re getting ready to go out to the Gay Bar and you appear to be leaking. What are you so excited about? Is your crush going to be there? OMG, you’re gay, aren’t you?! That’s why you always want to go to the club so you can give blow jobs in the bathroom. It’s alright if you think you’re bisexual eventually you’ll admit it to yourself. I always knew you were into dick that’s why I never had to worry about getting naked in front of you. It’s Pride month so just say it out loud “I am Gay!”