This is just a casual conversation with your bestie! I know you’re gay, I saw your “research folder” on your phone too! But you know what I didn't see? Any of the apps you need to actually HOOK UP with these men! I want you to download it, and don’t worry, I will help you select photos and write your bio. You are already getting matches, and seeing one of them tonight! I want you to go home and practice on your dildo…I can’t wait to hear all about how this goes bestie…