OMG I had such a great time on our date.

Thank you so much for taking me to fucking Perkins. Other guys usually take me someplace nice like Flemings where they order a nice bottle of Silver Oak and I order Filet Mignon but that tuna melt was really, really good.
I also like how your cheap Walmart Wrangler jeans are super tight, especially in the front so I can see that your dick is small. Regardless what women say, we don't like big dicks at all. Ouch! They hurt. You really are the perfect man.
So, you wanna hang out now at my place? I have something I'd like to show you I think you'll really like. You seem like the kind of guy who could be totally open minded to new things and I got a new sexual enhancing tool and I'd like to show it to you. Ugh, no! It's not a whip. What a cliche go-to that you think I want to spank you. That's dumb. No, this is about pleasure not pain... your pleasure! I want to please you ok?
"Everybody loves anal!" I say to you as I pull up my dress and reveal a huge black cock. Just because you're a guy and you like anal doesn't make you gay. It makes you open minded. So lets make a deal... I'll fuck you in the ass with my dick and then when I am done, if there's time, maybe I'll let you fuck me in the ass with yours.
- As you back into the room where I am resting, reading on my chaise chair, you ask if I am ready to have you fuck me in the ass. I laugh hysterically. "you're still here?!" I figured after you stuffed your prolapsed asshole back inside your body, you'd scamper away.
Hell no, loser. You're not fucking me. But thanks for letting me ream your ass with my giant black cock. I definitely had a great time. Now piss off.