You’ve been having trouble getting hard for women and it’s really hindered your sex life. You come to me in hopes I can fix this issue! Of course I can! I test your dick out by stroking it. As it remains floppy as ever, I move on to slowly fingering you. I know you might be nervous, but you can trust me. I know exactly what you need. Just as I expected, you get hard when you have things up your ass. I then move on to slowly inching a dildo into you. Close your eyes and picture it as a male doctor pulling down his scrubs and fucking you. Look. You’re hard. Turns out, you don’t have any kind of erectile dysfunctions. You just love cock!