you're useless.
you're a waste of a man.
Why even get hard? your dick is pathetic. Look at it LOL
It could never give Me orgasms I need. you're better off ded. Real men have real big dicks.
The only thing I'd ever use yours for, is for laughing. Even when it's hard it looks like a clit! If I ever showed My friends, they would just turn it into a MEME! Looks like I need to show you what a REAL DICK looks like. Watch Me stroke a Nice Big Hard Cock..
I can't help but put My lips around it.. There's nothing like controlling a cock with your tongue.