You didn't expect your girlfriend back and forgot to put away your collection of massive dildos! There is literally an army of dicks on the coffee table when I walk in. I can't believe my eyes! I searched the place and only found cocks! Not even a pocket pussy, blow up doll, just all dicks! It is clear that you are dick obsessed. You have been using me as a beard to hide your secret lifestyle. I am going to teach you a lesson on why honesty is the policy in this video.
Added: 10/13/19