When I decided to tidy up your office, the last thing I thought I'd come across was dildos, and a tutu. You're a straight, married man, who's a member of a country club, with very masculine friends and peers; what are you doing with a desk drawer full of items that would lead to the assumption that you were gay? What would those friends, your coworkers think of you if they knew that behind the door of your office you were fucking yourself in the ass with a tutu? Well, I know full well though, that you're not attracted to men, I never catch you staring at them, nor did I come across gay porn while I was snooping through your browser history. I was unsure of what to do with this new found information though, figuring that going to a marriage counselor was the only solution.. until I came up with another idea after doing a bit of research on the internet. Why not strap one on; and fill your cock cravings myself?