Look, I get it—you’re in denial.
“I love women!”
“I can’t live without pussy!”
“I’m totally straight!”
Oh sweetie, it’s time to stop lying to yourself. The truth is whenever you see another man’s bulge, your own cock twitches. The idea of dropping to your knees and sucking a cock is almost hot enough to make you combust. And taking that same cock up your ass? Well…let’s be honest—you’ve probably asked the woman in your life if she’d peg you with a strap on at least once.
See? You’re actually pretty gay.