I caught you jerking off in the office parking lot, perving on me and my coworkers on their lunch break. You have two options: I can call the police and have you arrested, or you can agree to accept whatever punishments that I see fit. A pathetic bitch like you won't fare too well in jail, so the choice should be obvious.
Once we've reached that agreement, I'm going to taunt you with descriptions of your upcoming torment. I know you were perving on my heels, so we'll make sure to use them to inflict as much misery and humiliation as possible.
We're even going to have the warehouse workers join in on the fun! You're going to be a source of stress release for everyone who works here - men and women alike.
The head sales guy, your personal bully and my lover, will take great pleasure in watching you get what you deserve. In fact, he wants to give you a taste of your punishment right now.
You're so fucked.