If only I had made one of these in January 2023, right?? Well, here's your chance! I want a thorough assessment of how GAY you are as of January 1, 2024. We will have a record of how far down the path you are before the ABSOLUTE CORRUPTION that is coming in 2024: Year of the Cockwhore. This will be such an amazing snapshot in time. I've thought about pretty much every possible question that can evaluate your gayness.
My thick ass in skin-tight yoga pants with crew socks and a cozy sweater vibe with cleavage makes you melt. You want to give me all the ammo necessary to decimate your original sexual orientation this year. We'll do a follow-up test at the end of 2024 to see how well I've managed to mindfuck you into being my faggot. Sound like fun?? Let's do it. And yes, I will be following up to the emails to let you know how gay you are and how gay I plan on making you this year!!