This Independence Day, I know what your craving, I know what you need. You are just another repressed Christian but that shouldn't stop you from fulfilling your true calling, your real purpose. This 4th of July I want you to embrace your true gay self and give into your cock cravings! It's not like everyone thinks your straight anyway, with all those gay tendencies.
Look at the cock, stare at the cock, and stroke for this American cock! Let's make America Gay again!