You're always telling me you want to make our sex life a little kinkier. Well, I have an idea on how to spice things up. First, I'll tease you with my body and entice you to stroke your cock for me until you're so hard and horny you can't resist my charms. You'll do anything to get off now, won't you, honey? Perfect. That's when I'll bring out the surprise - a nice fat dildo in my leather strap-on harness.
Let's face it, you've always fantasized about getting fucked, but always felt to intimidated to ask. Now's your chance to show my dick a little love. Work it over with your mouth. Get used to the idea of playing with my sizable tool while you jerk off your cock. See me spray my breast milk all over the dildo? Lick that dick clean. As you cum, I want you to imagine this hefty cock deep inside your ass, gently fucking you until you reach the most incredible climax of your life.