We need to have a chat, what is this I've found in your room?
It looks like a dildo, a big tentacle shaped dildo.
Now I know this dildo isn't for you to use on ladies is it.
mummy knows there’s no ladies on the scene.
So I can only imagine this naughty dildo is for you, Loser.
Have you been lying in your room at night fucking your arsehole with this? Well I don't believe you, bend over and show mummy how you fuck your pathetic little hole.