Hey sweety, I’ve been thinking about our wedding. I know it’s only a few days away, but I wanted to make a few changes to the ceremony. You see, your best friend (and best man) John and I have always had a lot of sexual tension. A few weeks ago, we finally decided to act on our urges. Wouldn’t you know it, we really clicked! He’s finally asked me to leave you for him, but I told him I can’t do that. You and I have spent so much money on this ceremony, and I’ve always wanted this dream wedding since I was a little girl. I think I have a solution. We’ll just change the ceremony a little. Instead of holding your hand while we walk down the aisle, I’ll hold John’s hand. You and I will still get married of course, but I’ll kiss John instead of you. Of course I won’t be moving out. You just bought that new house for us, and I fully intend on living there. John and I will take the master bedroom and you can have the guest bedroom downstairs. You’re always so helpful around the house, doing the dishes and laundry, I would hate to lose that help. In fact, you can help in more ways than that. See, sometimes at the end of the day, John gets really tired and needs a blowjob to get hard. But at the end of the day, I’m really tired, too, and just want to get fucked. That’s when you could help me out by fluffing him for me with your mouth and hands. I already talked to John about this arrangement, and he thinks it’s great. He can’t wait for the honeymoon either. We booked you an extra room right next to ours. We wouldn’t want you to feel left out! Hey, don’t be selfish, baby. You said you wanted to make me the happiest woman on earth. Well, this is how you’re going to do it!