No self respecting woman would ever fuck you. As much as you'd like to deny it- you know that it's true. It would be cruel of you to ever try and trick a woman into being with you. When theres bigger, better, alpha men out there for her to be bred by. It's time for you to give up your natural desire to breed.
But don't worry. Just because you're pussy-free doesn't mean that you'll never get to cum again. It just means that you'll need to find.. alternative ways to get yourself off. Lucky you, I know exactly what you need.