Did you really think I was going to let you jerk off to me today? You'll never deserve that! Instead, I'm going to censor myself and make you jerk off to something you actually deserve - uncensored dick.
I can't lie, I do love screwing you over like this. It's so much fun to fuck with losers and make them jerk to nothing but naked men. You're way too horny and desperate to stop! Your only options are to jerk off to my pixelated body like a complete fucking loser, or jerk off to a hard, throbbing cock.
Did you ever think you'd do something this pathetic? At least it's giving me a good laugh!