You dream of this pussy, don't you? You want to feel my wet lips on yours, you want to feel my clit pulsate under the pressure of your tongue, and you want to taste my essence. I'm going to teach you how to orally serve today...but we're starting with DICK. That's right, pull out your dildo & be ready for some cock sucking instruction because if you want to please ME, you need to start with inferior anatomy. There's no way I'm letting you near my complex physiology without first being sure you can please your own sex. So demonstrate those oral skills for me, cocksucker. Maybe if you get REALLY into it, you'll realize you don't need pussy at all...