Another year, another lame back to school project with an assigned partner. This is totally a waste of time- we never get any new people at this stupid school, so why do we continue to do these "Get To Know Each Other" activities? At least this one is sorta interesting... a paper about goals we set for each other to achieve this year. We're both in the popular crowd- you on the football team, and I as a head cheerleader... so we don't need to focus on making friends, obviously. Oh! you already have a goal in mind for Me? Let's hear it!!! ..... Oh, GROSS! Of course you'd say something crude and disgusting like that. you're totally NOT My type... for more reasons than one. Listen... you've already dated most of the cheer squad and those girl have loose lips- they told Me ALL about your *little* problem. I was gunna be nice about this silly project but since you've decided to be inappropriate about it, I see NO reason to be kind about this. I have a NEW goal in mind for you... what's more? I'll even help you achieve it!