We've been out on a few dates and the sexual tension has been building between us. You know that I have a size requirement for the men I fuck, and you swore that your cock measures up.
Unfortunately for me, you've been lying this whole time. You're average at best, and I can't hide my disappointment and frustration when you take your pants off.
Luckily for you, I'm horny enough that I'm willing to fuck you...with one caveat. I will be the one doing the pounding. That's right babe, whoever has the biggest cock gets to be the top!