It’s Independence Day. As an American, that means you have the privilege of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. But what is happiness? That could mean many things to different people. Although, I know what it means to you. Uncle Sam stopped by just for you today. Not only does he take 35 to 40% of your earnings, but now he’s also going to shove his dick right down your pathetic little faggot throat. Be thankful. Next time it will be in your ass.