As a pussy free loser, you know that you're not worthy of ever doing anything with a woman. You've resolved yourself to a life of celibacy, but what if I told you it doesn't have to be that way. I'm going to take you a step ABOVE pussy free loser, and turn you into something MORE. A pussy free FAGGOT! At least you'll be having sex, right? You'll be much better off BEING a hole than trying to fuck one, because let's be honest, even as a faggot you still can't fuck worth a damn. Better for you to just lay there and take it like a good little bitch. You were practically meant for this! Meant to take dick. You're so fucking horny, you'll do anything just to get some, right? Well this is your only choice. Cock, or involuntary celibacy, and NOBODY wants to be an incel, so...