Get ready to squirm in your seat, loser. I've got a special task for you, and it's going to make your skin crawl. You're going to write out several copies of embarrassing notes, fold them up, and wear them on your person. The catch? You'll be 'accidentally' losing them throughout the day, revealing the humiliating contents to anyone who happens to pick them up.
Imagine the looks on people's faces when they read about your deepest, darkest secrets or your most embarrassing moments. The notes might say things like 'I'm a pathetic loser who can't even get a date' or 'I still live in my parent's basement.' The possibilities are endless, and I'll leave it up to your twisted little mind to come up with the most cringe-worthy phrases.
As you go about your day, you'll be constantly on edge, wondering when and where you'll lose the next note. Will it be on the bus, at the office, or in the grocery store? The uncertainty will drive you wild, and I'll be reveling in your misery from afar.
So, are you ready to take on this humiliating task and prove your worth as a sub? If so, get writing, and don't forget to fold those notes up nice and neat. You never know when someone might stumble upon them