We met through mutual friends, and believe me, we are polar opposites: I’m extroverted and popular, you’re timid and shy; I’m hot and dangerous, you’re meek and predictable. You can’t resist my undeniable magnetism and after a night out, I coax you into admitting you want to try pegging. You’ve heard along the grapevine that I’ve done it to other guys and you’re curious. I know you want me to take your pegging virginity, but you’re too scared to ask (no surprise there!). I throw you a rope and tell you I’m willing to be that person for you, but there are a few rules - are you ready to be by bitch?