You're not a real man, not with THAT blade of grass between your legs. No wonder you're still a virgin! What a sad, pathetic loser life you have to live. I almost feel sorry for you...
In fact, I'm going to take you under my wing, and help give your embarrassing existence some meaning, as long as you abide by my rules. As my bitch, you'll need to:
1) swallow your own AND my man's load, as well as my spit, WHENEVER I tell you to open wide. You must NEVER cum without swallowing your own load!
2) be ready to service my man's cock - your gullet should be ready for it to slip down as soon as I say 'say AHHH bitch'
3) stay a virgin FOREVER, obviously.
4) clean up my man's dick, and my pussy, as soon as we've finished fucking and tormenting you
5) ruin every orgasm. No pleasure for virgin cucky dicklets, ever!