You welcome me inside your home, expecting me to be the woman from your local council. What you didn't expect is for me to tell you that I am a private investigator, hired by your wife. You see she found some unusual porn on your computer and called me. She wanted to find out if you were gay or not.
So relax, you'd do anything for your wife right? Well, all I'm asking if for you to look at some cock for me, here they are, nothing special. Oh, do you like that, how about this one. How gay are you? You can stroke if you want to, I need to gauge just how gay you are. So take out your cock and show me.