Ever since TOTK came out, you've been really hogging the switch...and completely ignoring your hot girlfriend, Melissa! Melissa's pretty fed up with being ignored (and not getting HER chance to play!)...until she figures out your horny little secret: You're totally into Link! When your girlfriend walks out of the bedroom in a Link onesie, it's your fanboy wet dream come true. Soon Melissa—a.k.a. the Hero of Hyrule—is threatening to dress YOU up as Princess Zelda (that's right, you're into that) as she makes you suck her off and then fucks your ass before blowing her Hylian load right in your slutty princess face!