I'm horny and all alone with balls that are aching for release. I'd love to have your knob gobbling lips here to swallow my cock's throbbing shaft, but since you aren't here, I'll need to make do with my fleshlight.
In my revealing, non-regulation uniform, it's my duty to go from cabin to cabin, making sure every crewman on board is relieved of his sexual frustration (and his semen).