It's that time of year again in which I, your boss, tell you how awful you've been at your job and how it is 100% your fault our company is tanking. You are not only incompetent but you also spend your entire day looking at BBC porn. Yes, that's right, I've been monitoring what you do at work every single day and I am not happy with everything I've uncovered. Now you have to do anything and everything I say to keep your job and keep this company from failing. That includes sucking dick. We are going to increase our revenue by having you suck thousands of dicks, black dicks, but first you have to show me you know what you are doing...