You and your bud are the ultimate FWB. You love hanging out AND you cumming together. Plus, there is no jealousy or anything because you guys are like totally straight. If either of you is dating women, it's no sweat. Right? Friends with benefits between men and women usually fail due to jealousy. One friend will inevitably fall in love with the other. But you two are immune to that! Right? Because like, circle jerking, 69, and maybe even some slight ass fucking are really just bonding activities. You aren't falling in love with your bud. Right? You aren't romantically 69-ing, you're friendship 69-ing! You're just totally platonic goon soulmates!