This Valentine’s Day, it’s all about you and your goon bud. Two totally super straight bros celebrating the season of love, the only way you know how - by gooning together. Again.
You’ve already shared everything else, so why not this, too? You’re comfortable, you’re used to each other, you’ve got your little setup on the couch… and now you’re ready to take your friendship to the next level.
I've always been the patron saint of goon buds, and this year, I'm Cupid too. I’ve got the perfect Valentine’s challenge for you two: a competition where only one of you gets to win and the other gets to serve.
You’ll stroke, edge, and out-goon your buddy until someone breaks, and then? Well, let’s just say things get reeeeaaallll friendly. I’m watching, laughing, and making sure it all plays out exactly the way it should.
Happy Valentine’s Day, boys..