I know you are both "straight" but gooning to porn together is sooooo much better than gooning alone. I will never show you my pussy, but your goon bud's dick is right there and hard and ready. Trust me, male friends do this together all the time. It feels so good.
To make it even more fun, I wanna play a fun little high-stakes game. Obviously, you are both beta losers, but I want to find out who the biggest beta loser is, LOL. Don't worry, whatever happens, is TOTALLY straight because I'm here and I'm a hot woman.
Start gooning to my perfect bratty body in this shiny bikini, boys. It is time to play...