When you approached me to hang out, I didn't realize you wanted to like, date me. I honestly thought you were gay, or just letting me use you for your money, because you approached confidently and I'm way out of your league. Obviously, when I found out you were telling people you were my boyfriend, I had to set you straight. You said you'd do anything to stay in my life... but do you really mean that?
I only date alpha men with big wallets and big dicks, so you're clearly not a candidate to be my man. But, if you're willing to do the work, I can make you my new gay best friend. No faking it, you actually have to go pussy free and suck and fuck men. If you do it, it'll be so worth it. Think of the spa days, the sushi lunches. You don't get girls already, at least this way you'll be one of the girls.