I'm your date - a confident, gorgeous woman who knows exactly what she wants: good food and good dick. I'm using you, for both. After dinner, I tell you to undress, and I am extremely disappointed with whatever that shrimp is between your legs. After laughing for a while, and explaining to you that there's no way that thing is going anywhere near my mouth or pussy, I decide to salvage the night by turning you into my cock slut with my strap on.